Wild Thinking

A teacher was trying to get one of her students to understand a math problem by asking him this: If there are 3 birds on a power line and a man shot one of them, how many birds are left.

He answered none, because the gunshot scared the other birds away, she answered back, I like the way you think.“

Then the student asked the teacher if there are three women sitting on a bench eating ice cream, one is licking the ice cream, one is biting the ice cream, and the other is sucking the ice cream, which of the three are married?

The teacher turned bight red and said, The one that is sucking the ice cream.” He answered, No, the one with the wedding ring, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U THINK.“