Three Old Men
Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now.
“I would like my grandchildren to say, ‘He was successful in business’,” declared the first man.
“Fifty years from now,” said the second, “I want them to say, ‘He was a loyal family man’.”
Turning to the third gent, the first gent asked, “So what do you want them to say about you in fifty years?”
“Me?” the third man replied. “I want them all to say, "He certainly looks good for his age’!”