Waiter, waiter! There’s a maggot in my salad.
Don’t worry, he won’t live long in that stuff.
Waiter, waiter! There’s a spider in my salad.
Yes sir, the chef’s using Webb lettuces today.
Waiter, waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!“
"Don’t worry sir, the spider in your salad will eat it”
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
How do you repair a broken tomato?
Why did the boy close the refrigerator door?
He didn’t want to see the salad dressing!
A faucet, lettuce and a tomato were in a race…what happened?
The faucet was running, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!
What kind of lettuce did they serve on The Titanic?
Q: What do you call a spider who makes salad?
A: A salad spinner.
Q. What is the most romantic fruit salad?
A. A date with a peach.
Waiter, what is bug doing in my salad ?
Trying to find it’s way out sir !
Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad?
Not him again, he’s in here every night !
Waiter, waiter! There’s a caterpillar on my salad.
Don’t worry sir, there is no extra charge.