Woman of difficult access.
Always busy when you need her.
Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
She is not worth for anything, but at least she is fun!
She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her.
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
She messes up everything she does and she asks always more than she needs.
She is always faster and faster.
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
Also known as “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t try to uninstall her you will lose everything.