A farmer and his young son went to a mall for the first time.
Amazed by everything they saw, especially two shiny silver doors in the hotel lobby whch moved apart and back together again, the boy asked his father, “What is that Dad?”
The father said, “I don’t know Son, I have never seen anything like it.”
As they watched wide-eyed, an old lady, limping on a cane, slowly walked up to the moving doors and pressed a button.
When the doors opened, she walked between them into a tiny little room. The doors closed and the boy and his father watched as numbers above the doors lit up from left to right. Then they lit up in the reverse direction.
The doors opened up again and a beautiful 20 year old woman stepped out.
The father turned to his son and said, “Quick, go get your mother.”